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Utility casts

on Oct 19, 2012 in Blog, Uncategorized

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Ok so here’s what’s going on, I broke my arm because I decided that working arms aren’t cool enough (the real reason is that I fell on it wearied) but now I am stuck in this stupid cast for a month and I felt I needed to look at the bright side of the situation, so here’s what I came up with, at first I thought just to paint it like an ironman arm, but I forgot the fact I have no artistic talent, this brought me back to the drawing board sadly, so here’s what I came up with now, the new improved utility cast.
So here’s what it can do:
First of all it can hold your coffee because of a cup holder also it can help you party because it has a disco ball and that’s not all it can charge your iPhone, make popcorn, it has a laser pointer for presentations, it can protect you against bullets, repel bugs, propel you down buildings, help you drive, it has a first aid kit, you can watch TV on its built in screen, it has a comfortable inflatable pillow, it lets you see threw walls, does all your homework, makes you live forever, saves the world, burns DVDs, and finally fixes your bone

See ya soon (Hopefully)

–Zingplex

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